The following is a police log published law enforcement dispatch in Ukiah. People named as being arrested should be presumed innocent unless/until found guilty in a court of law. In the spirit of transparency, MendoFever actively curates these police logs to protect the privacy of law enforcement personnel, suspects, and victims.
Some important codes to refer to when reading police logs follow: RP = Reporting party UTL/GOA means “Unable to locate, Gone on Arrival.” CODE 4 = “Situation Under Control”HBD=Has been drinking.
- 05:56:58 …TRESPASS SEMINARY AV, UKIAH REPORTING MALE TRANSIENT SLEEPING ON FRONT PORCH AT LOC LAST THREE NIGHTS//RP HAS ASKED HIM SEVERAL TIMES NOT TO RETURN AND HE KEEPS COMING BACK//RESPONSIBLE COUNSELED AND LEFT UPON REQUEST
- 06:52:04… HAZARD ROAD OR OTHER WISE S STATE ST // TALMAGE RD, UKIAH GROCERY CARTS OUT IN ROADWAY// ASSISTANCE PROVIDED/ ROADWAY NOW CLEAR
- 08:31:05… DOMESTIC S STATE ST, UKIAH RP STATES EX HIT HER IN THE FACE/1015@0848 MARKS,JOHN OF UKIAH FOR 273.6 PC, 1203.2 PC AND 243 (e) (1) PC
- 09:41:03 …FOUND PROPERTY S STATE ST, UKIAH PROPERTY COLLECTED/ DISPOSED OF
- 09:55:13 …ANIMAL MCPEAK ST // CLAY ST, UKIAH LOOSE DOG AT LOCATION SMALL/ BROWN WHITE AND TAN/UTL GOA
- 10:12:44 …TRESPASS TALMAGE RD, UKIAH SUBJS COUNSELED/LEAVING THE AREA UPON REQUEST
- 11:16:38… REGISTRANT 300 SEMINARY AV, UKIAH REG 290
- 11:51:40… SUSP CIRC S STATE ST, UKIAH RP STATES SUBJ MAKING A MESS AND SHOWING A KNIFE AT LOCATION// SUBJ COUNSELED/ CLEANING UP HIS BASKET AND MOVING ALONG
- 12:28:40 …TRESPASS TALMAGE RD, UKIAH RP REPORTING UNWANTED SUBJ AT LOC//SUBJ CODE 4
- 12:51:21 …ANIMAL S STATE ST // HASTINGS RD, UKIAH RP REQ ANIMAL WELFARE CHECK// DOG CODE 4
- 13:29:37… SUSP CIRC E STANDLEY ST, UKIAH INFO TAKEN FOR SUBJS SMOKING IN PARKING LOT/ RP CALLING FROM LIBRARY/ SUBJS LEFT PRIOR TO DISPATCH
- 13:38:07 …TRESPASS MULBERRY ST, UKIAH UNWANTED SUBJS AT LOCATION/ SUBJS LEFT PRIOR TO OFFICERS ARRIVAL
- 14:07:43… INFORMATION TAKEN N ORCHARD AV, UKIAH UTL SUBJ NEEDING MEDICAL AT LOCATION
- 14:45:40 …UTILITY CALL OUT E GOBBI ST, UKIAH WATER TREATMENT CONTACTED
- 15:52:07… PARKING COMPLAINT HOMEWOOD DR, UKIAH ONGOING ISSUE WITH SEMI PARKED AT CORNER BLOCKING TRAFFIC// NOT IMPEDING TRAFFIC AT THIS TIME/ INFO TAKEN/ FOLLOW UP TO OCCUR
- 17:16:24 …MISSING PERSON ELM ST, UKIAH STOP AND CHECK THE WELFARE BOLO ISSUED
- 17:23:38 …PARKING COMPLAINT CINDEE DR, UKIAH RP STATES MULTIPLE VEH`S PARKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD/ NO VIOLATIONS/ NEG ADDITIONAL RESPONSE NEEDED
- 19:20:23… DISTURBANCE POMO DR, UKIAH RPTS DIST AT LOC // SON TRYING TO 415 WITH MOTHER // THROWING ITEMS // NEG INJURIES // SUBJS CONTACTED AND COUNSELED // NEG PROSECUTION DESIRED // MALE HALF GIVEN RIDE TO DIFFERENT LOCATION FOR THE NIGHT
- 19:44:05 …ANIMAL OBSERVATORY AV, UKIAH INJURED K9 IN THE AREA // UTL GOA
- 20:33:00… MISSING PERSON CHERRY CT, UKIAH M/P REPORT// BOLO ISSUED
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The Unhappy Wanderer
I love to go a-scavenging through dumpsters after dark
And then I put my treasures in a stolen shopping cart
Discard me discard me discard me I don’t matter matter matter
Discard me and my stolen shopping cart
I live among the bushes as a ragged homeless tramp
And sometimes the police will come and tear apart my camp
Discard me discard me discard me I don’t matter matter matter
Discard me and tear apart my camp
I have a cardboard sign so I can make a little cash
Then I buy some liquor and I pass out in the trash
Discard me discard me discard me I don’t matter matter matter
Discard me discard me sleeping in the trash
Posting from Covid jail isolation
to the tune Bird On A Wire by Leanord Cohen
I’m the fragrant vagrant catch a whiff of this bindlestiff
Is it true you won’t share a pew with me
Such a ripe guttersnipe smelling sharp cause I sleep in a tarp
You might hope I’d use some soap oh please
If I sit too near on the bus
You gag and wheeze make such a fuss
If I should enter your store
You fear customers might run out the door
I suppose that your nose informs you I’m one of those
And your world must dispose of me
You might think cause I stink that your God will not even blink
As you press me to the brink so cruel
From A Distance my own twisted version
From a piss test they know I smoked some bud
And now I’ve lost my job
From a piss test my homes been repossessed
I’m living in a box
From a piss test I am indigent seeking meals from garbage cans
Looking sad and warn at the local mall
With a cardboard sign I stand
From a piss test the muffins poppy seeds have made me fail my test
From a piss test parole has been revoked
They’ve ordered my arrest
From a piss test I’m in Bubba’s cell and he covets my behind
In a concrete room that is eight by ten
The futures no longer mine
It’s the cup they’re handing me
They’re misunderstanding me
And now they’re branding me
From a piss test
Just a little plastic cup
Oh my life it does disrupt
Wish they’d drink it as they sup
It’s a piss test